Monday, September 17, 2007

O.J. What are you thinking!?

So in case you haven't heard, O.J. Simpson has clearly lost his mind. The guy went and attempted to rob a Casino Auction House of sorts in Las Vegas. This was one of those "for real" attempted robberies because he thought it would be a good idea if they were packin heat and the fiasco was called "commando style." It would have been less idiotic if O.J. had put on his old football jersey and "went long," grabbed his stuff and just kept on running.

This brings me to my next point. I can only hope that one day in the future when I am older, and maybe the Cardinals start playing good baseball again, that Barry Bonds will lose his mind and follow in O.J.'s footsteps of insanity. Nothing would make me laugh harder than I'm laughing at O.J. right now, except for maybe if Barry Bonds decided to bust into the guy's house who bought that milestone home run ball. Reports would be showing up on the news about Barry, dressed up in all black like a ninja, but with his baseball bat holstered in his belt. We'd hear reports of swinging wildly at the home owner, and screaming at the owner and calling him "Jeff Kent." Later on we'd find out he was roid raging from all the "juice" he was doing- no pun intended. Ahh, one can dream.

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