Show?

Well a week from tommorow we have a show... I think. According to the Way Out club's website some band called Aces and Eights is playing, but they told us we're playing that night. We don't know anything about that band. Heather tells us we don't have anything to worry about, but it isn't inconcivable that they double booked- it has happend before. I suppose the best way to decide who gets the stage that night is an old fashioned bass-off. That's right, we'll match bass riffs for the audience's applause to see who gets the stage. Judges will be Bill Cosby, but because Bill Cosby is unable to attend, Gary will be taking the chair as Bill Cosby, or Dr. Huxtable. Either way there will be Jello and Jello shooters. Tim will be donning an afro or a fade cut and taking the place of Theo Huxtable, who could not make it because he got busted buying crack from a yeti. The second judge will be Marty the impartial, when he get's mad he throws large heaps of self confidence and adulation your way like, "hey man, you played great! everyone said the show went awsome!" When in darkness mode, it's seriously too much to handle no matter how cool he is. Judge #3 is a shared seat between Captain Bitchtits and Guy with the Shitlocks from J-H. To show you their appreciation they tell you they'll let you go on last so they can leave once they're done, but don't forget to hold onto their cut for them. So that's about it, expect the unexpected next weds night, January 18th.