Here's how it goes
8:00pm I meet Matthew, Gary and Julie at Matthew's house and we all ride together to Gump's house for the big end of the year party.
8:30pmWe arrive at Gump's house and begin the drinking. Matthew invents a new game called, "Drink & A Shot." Matthew commences handing a bottle of vodka and a cup of soda around the room. Total in attendence:Gump, Nancy, Kelly, Jon, Matthew, Gary, Julie, Sean.
9:00pmThe bottle of Three Olive Cherry is gone. Sky Berry is the new booze for "Drink & A Shot."
9:15pmThe bottle of Sky Berry is half empty. Matthews decides we need to make an emergency liqour run. Beth, Rick, Otis, Erin and 2 friends of Nancy's arrive. Total in attendence:14
9:20pmMatthew and I walk to 7-11. The 7-11 has the worst selection of beer I've ever seen and only has half pints of booze. I get a sixer of Michalobe. Matthew gets a pint of Captain Morgan and a bottle of JaegerMeister and 4 cans of Red Bull.
9:25pmWalking back, probably stumbling back to Gump's we are nearly hit by Katie. Matthew perks up once he sees her show up. Mike Ade arrives.
9:30pmJaeger Bombs. Beth brings a tray of party pizzas and Kelly tries to heat them up but only the top of the pile gets warm resulting in her having to re-warm them after each layer is eaten.
9:45pmMatthew disappears downstairs.
10:00pmMatthew reappears with more Jaeger Bombs. Friends of Nancy's friend show up adding six more people to the party. There was a really cute girl I asked Nancy about. Nancy disappears downstairs where the girls went.
10:15pmA friend of Nancy's comes upstairs giggling and says, "They're talking about you down there." Nancy comes and pulls me downstairs to talk to this girl.
10:20pmAll I know is her name is Erica and apparently we had a conversation which I don't remember at all. To that end, I do not know if she was interested in me or not. But I do remember walking downstairs and everyone was looking at me. Very uncomfortable.
10:45pmGary asks Rick if it's true that when he was in highschool he went to Burger King and placed his unit on the tray, went up to the counter and said, "My hot-dog is undercooked." He denies it, but I still know it's true.
11:00pmJon keeps walking by the food and tearing ass. We all assume it's Gary until Kelly yells at Jon.
11:50pmEveryone is huddled around the tv waiting for midnight. I pretty much can't stop checking out Erica but in my defense I was really drunk. That's Matthew's fault.
11:55pmWhile I'm checking her out I see she's got a bottle of Schlafly in one hand and Champagne in the other. I'm in love. My exact comment when I see the beer/champagne combination is, "classy." Like I was Ron Burgundy or something...
MidnightHappy New Year. Matthew's pants are no longer on his body. Supposedly Matthew kissed me and allegedly I slapped his ass. I recall none of this.
2:00amJulie takes us all home. Laura says I had a difficult time opening the front door. Laura also says I looked at the stairs for about 2 minutes before trying to climb up them. I go to bed.
11:00amI vomit in the shower.
11:30amLaura offers me some snacks from last night. I decline, stating that I don't want to taste it twice.
Happy New Year
8:30pmWe arrive at Gump's house and begin the drinking. Matthew invents a new game called, "Drink & A Shot." Matthew commences handing a bottle of vodka and a cup of soda around the room. Total in attendence:Gump, Nancy, Kelly, Jon, Matthew, Gary, Julie, Sean.
9:00pmThe bottle of Three Olive Cherry is gone. Sky Berry is the new booze for "Drink & A Shot."
9:15pmThe bottle of Sky Berry is half empty. Matthews decides we need to make an emergency liqour run. Beth, Rick, Otis, Erin and 2 friends of Nancy's arrive. Total in attendence:14
9:20pmMatthew and I walk to 7-11. The 7-11 has the worst selection of beer I've ever seen and only has half pints of booze. I get a sixer of Michalobe. Matthew gets a pint of Captain Morgan and a bottle of JaegerMeister and 4 cans of Red Bull.
9:25pmWalking back, probably stumbling back to Gump's we are nearly hit by Katie. Matthew perks up once he sees her show up. Mike Ade arrives.
9:30pmJaeger Bombs. Beth brings a tray of party pizzas and Kelly tries to heat them up but only the top of the pile gets warm resulting in her having to re-warm them after each layer is eaten.
9:45pmMatthew disappears downstairs.
10:00pmMatthew reappears with more Jaeger Bombs. Friends of Nancy's friend show up adding six more people to the party. There was a really cute girl I asked Nancy about. Nancy disappears downstairs where the girls went.
10:15pmA friend of Nancy's comes upstairs giggling and says, "They're talking about you down there." Nancy comes and pulls me downstairs to talk to this girl.
10:20pmAll I know is her name is Erica and apparently we had a conversation which I don't remember at all. To that end, I do not know if she was interested in me or not. But I do remember walking downstairs and everyone was looking at me. Very uncomfortable.
10:45pmGary asks Rick if it's true that when he was in highschool he went to Burger King and placed his unit on the tray, went up to the counter and said, "My hot-dog is undercooked." He denies it, but I still know it's true.
11:00pmJon keeps walking by the food and tearing ass. We all assume it's Gary until Kelly yells at Jon.
11:50pmEveryone is huddled around the tv waiting for midnight. I pretty much can't stop checking out Erica but in my defense I was really drunk. That's Matthew's fault.
11:55pmWhile I'm checking her out I see she's got a bottle of Schlafly in one hand and Champagne in the other. I'm in love. My exact comment when I see the beer/champagne combination is, "classy." Like I was Ron Burgundy or something...
MidnightHappy New Year. Matthew's pants are no longer on his body. Supposedly Matthew kissed me and allegedly I slapped his ass. I recall none of this.
2:00amJulie takes us all home. Laura says I had a difficult time opening the front door. Laura also says I looked at the stairs for about 2 minutes before trying to climb up them. I go to bed.
11:00amI vomit in the shower.
11:30amLaura offers me some snacks from last night. I decline, stating that I don't want to taste it twice.
Happy New Year
posted by Sean at Monday, January 01, 2007
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