The jokes on me

So after I got my new car home and I was looking at all its neat features I realized what was missing that I so convienently didn't think to look for when I was buying this car. I bought a car that doesn't have fucking ashtray or cigarette lighter! I thought this is like standard on all cars! You know, engine, transmission, steering wheel...ashtray/lighter! I guess Chrysler is trying to be the first with a line of non smoking cars... Oh well, I'll just deal. Maybe get a big ass orange ashtray and glue it to my dashboard like a hoosier or something. And hang some thong panties from my rear view mirror while I'm at it...














And when I got home from the car dealer I was greeted by the smell of shit because my dog apparently just had to squirt diarrhea all over the floor of our computer room. The smell nearly knocked me over, and then my mom started puking while cleaning it up. It was that bad. Two days later it still has a slight tinge in the air of something that came from a dogs ass...

But the good news is that Not Just Noise will be playing the Twilight Hayride on October 27th at 9pm at Smileys down in Soulard. Contact us for tickets (we only have a few) or go to metrotix to buy tickets!

I hope you all had a good end to september and made it up to the Hard Liqour and Porn festival in Toronto!