Tuesday, February 28, 2006

I am...

you are Nick Cave!
Nick Cave... dark and creepy. You're a bi-polar
genius, with equal passion for the most
degrading aspects of humanity, as well as the
beauty & wonder of God and Heaven.

Which fucked-up genius composer are you?
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Sunday, February 26, 2006

I'm sick

I've gone and caught a cold, so I feel real shitty right now. I have a cough that wasn't here yesterday and is really annoying. Thank God I'm off work tommorow.

Come see us Friday March 3rd at Off Broadway, we go on at 9pm.

Friday, February 24, 2006

Let the hilarity ensue

The Mardicrawl was what I would describe as a failure of monumental proportions. But I predicted that weeks ago, so I reserve the right to give the others in the band plenty of "I told you so's." This event was held in a dead mall, St. Louis Centre, and had bands playing in empty stores spanning all four floors of the place. But, because of the shit condition the mall is in, the escalators weren't working. So patrons had to hike up multiple stories to get around. But that doesn't matter too much because there were only about 20 people in the entire mall and most of the people walking around were from bands who had already played.

We were scheduled to play stage 218, but when we got there- there was no PA. So after standing around, discussing how much of a poorly planned event this was, after about an hour we decided to leave, as there were no people of authority to tell us what to do. Before loading our shit back into the freight elavator to leave Tim found Daniel and got things straightened out and got us a stage with a PA. I keep saying stage, but there were no stages. We ended up playing in what used to be a Walden Books store.

Much to my dismay we set up and played a short set. The shorter the better because both Heather and I were sick and just wanted to go home. Thankfully it appears the few people there didn't actually pay for tickets, we gave them tickets for free and in John's case- he was helping us move our gear and he was given a wristband for free. I'm glad we didn't take anyone's money for this event, if we did- I say you should get a refund.

There were only a handful of moments worth remembering the whole night. One such thought is that while we were playing some song, I don't remember which, all three people in the Walden shop started tearing the place down. They were pulling down ceiling tiles, pulling down shleves, smashing shit up... it was really funny...they were destroying the place. Another funny moment was when we were leaving, pulling out of the parking garage, when we heard this woman screaming. Apparently she took a swing at some security guards and they took her down. They were beating on her and Gary and I just watched in astonishment.

The mall was nearly as vacant with us in it, as it would have been without us. There were more people there because they were playing and in a band, than there were patrons. In all seriousness this event was poorly concieved; trying to get a large amount of people to come downtown on a thursday night and hike up and down 4 floors of stairs was a huge error in judgement for this event. Originally posted in the Mardicrawl website, they expected 50,000 people (or some figure like that according to Gary) and in reality, there were less than 50 people there, probably less than 30 people there.

Sunday, February 19, 2006

The humpty dance is your chance...

Last night was an amazing show! Not only was the bar packed, and I mean packed that yo could barely walk through the place, but we played a great set and had a ton of fun. Stephen Dedalus warmed up the night singing and strumming a handful of songs and even taking requests. He was excellent, but when isn't he? He could have only been rivaled in greatness if Dave Paradise was there playing.

Tim went out and bought a powered mixer, which was the essential piece of equipment we've been missing. With the new mixer and the pa speakers we fixed, we were able to play a live show with our gear. Now Tim has decided to sell some of his equipment he doesn't use anymore and buy more speakers, so we now have a real pa system.

After some tinkering with the pa the show went smashingly. We played almost every song we've written and a handful of covers and we even played an old Silent Q song. It was the most interactive show we've ever played as we had a smattering of guest vocalists and participants on stage with us. Brian "the guns" Gracey did guest vocals on No Name. The owner of the bar came up on stage with us from time to time to crack jokes with us. We had our first encore! We went back up on stage and played an encore for J and Dianna which was awsome because we did a cover and these girls from the bar got up onstage and were dancing with us AND one of them was playing Gary's cowbell! That's right! We had chicks playing the COWBELL onstage!

Now if you are thinking, how can you top having chicks playing the cowbell on stage with you, well that's tough- but we accomodated. Heather said he friend Mikey could do a great version of Digital Underground's song, The Humpty Dance. So Gary and myself gave him a bassline and a drumbeat and he rapped the Humpty Dance! The bar was going crazy! The owner, the hot bartenders, and like a gazillion men and women were dancing around the stage to MC Mikey's performance which was near flawless.

Fear not, those of you who missed last night's show, as my sources are telling me that MC Mikey will be making an appearance with us at the just announced, Friday March 3rd show at Off Broadway! (Our performance was moved from weds the 22nd to March 3rd, a friday- because we rock.)

I think a better name for MC Mikey would be "Stabb Master Arson."

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Come see us

Ok, there have been many developments in the area of shows. Specifically this weekend's show has changed from friday night to saturday night. Hate Nixon is not playing and instead will be Stephen Dedalus with a mixed acoustic set. Because we have so much time we will be playing every song we have and then some. And then some means an additional 2 covers, and we will be playing 2 Silent Q songs as well. It is going to be one hell of a night.

All kinds of stuff

I've been trying to watch as much of the Olympics as I can since it started over the weekend. I miss the way they used to be broadcast many, many years ago when it was live and broadcast in the middle of the night as it happend. Now we get short, multiple hour blocks showing ONLY the US teams and ONLY select sports, which is bullshit. Between cable and public television I should be able to have much more coverage, but instead it's like US media has got the blinders on our watchful eyes.

Then I was thinking about the last sumemr Olympics and how they decided to cancell baseball as an Olympic sport in 2012. What sense does that make? They're got Curling in the winter games where some guys throw a ROCK down a sheet of ice and try to get it in a ring. And Baseball isn't a sport?!?! Curling- which I do watch- is like a bar game some drunk fucking Sweeds thought up while knocking back pints. And then there's the Luge. Glorified bobsledding...and baseball is not a sport? The Bi-Athalon, let's ski and stop and shoot some shit, and ski and stop and shoot some more shit...again sounds like it was thought up while drinking. My theory... Baseball is to American of a sport, it is after all the great American pasttime. With all this stupid shit our government is doing I think there is a push to move away from things that are American.

Sunday, February 12, 2006

wow...

I just found this link tonight courtesy of some info from Beth. It's is about this lady who taught spanish at Vianney when I was there. She was arrested over the weekend for having sex with a 16 year old, she's 39. So for all you Vianney readers, check this shit out.

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Attack of the Flyer

Note this show has been moved to Saturday Feb
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Friday, February 03, 2006

Spring Shows

The shows just keep coming. To recap, NJN will be playing:
  • Friday February 17th at Smiley's with Hated Nixon
  • Weds February 22nd at Off Broadway with TBA
  • Thursday February 23rd at the Mardicrawl music festival at St. Louis Centre
  • Saturday March 4th at Mojo's in Columbia MO with Decadent Nation

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

the man is on fire

Gary is out of control with this show booking. Now we're playing on Friday February 17th at Smiley's Pizza Pub with Hated Nixon. I will give Gary the benefit of the doubt here and see if people show. And don't forget we're playing the Mardicrawl on Thursday February 23th. From what I understand, Gary is also booking shows at Off Broadway and some other joints. And I am currently working on shows with Lemons and The Ten Mile House. So this spring could be busy for your friendly neighborhood...band people...

*Editors note: I just did a search to try and find St. Louis Centre, becaus'e I'd never heard of it and this is what it turned up. We're playing in a dead mall... that's more creepy than it is cool.

*pshaw

The end is nigh! Gary booked us for the Madi Crawl at 11:30pm on stage 218, whatever, wherever that is. That's not so bad, but I'm still unsure about the whole thing. Check out Mardicrawl for more info.